ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
there was a trapeze. enough said
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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