Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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