Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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