try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
