After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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