Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
