At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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