is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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