Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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