butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
he high fived his dick after we had sex
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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