I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
How does one acquire holy water?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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