Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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