bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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