David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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