in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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