I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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