You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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