just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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