Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
