So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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