That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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