I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Do vagina's smell?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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