I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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