Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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