No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
