I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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