Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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