Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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