It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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