Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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