we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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