So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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