I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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