your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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