Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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