dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Michael Bay diarrhea
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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