So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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