yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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