I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
tell me about the fingering
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