I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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