So drunk, too bad you don't want this
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
