We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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