is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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