I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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