and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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