Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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