I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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