tell your sister to shave her snatch
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
