giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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