No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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