So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
