If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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