All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Randomize
